• It’s a corn-a-do

    While driving the highway and passing an area of lots of corn fields. Dad: Boys, look at that little tornado of corn husks spinning in that field. 10 yr old: Oh that’s crazy. Cool. 7 yr old: That’s not a tornado. It’s a cornado. Everyone: HAHAHAHA! 7 yr old: You know, cause it’s made of…

  • You can’t see heaven

    6 yr old: Daddy, did you know you can’t see Heaven? Dad: Uh, no. Tell me more. 6 yr old: Well, you can’t see it from here because it’s so far up. Dad: Can you explain more? What do you mean you can’t see it? Where is it? 6 yr old: It’s really high. And…

  • look everyone we created a post without using your hands

    how can we get this app on the product road map

  • Brody go to bed

    Brody its way past your bedtime and you’re gonna be tired in the morning

  • I need to buy a blue pen

    I need shampoo and conditioner also