Mom: go to bed, it’s two hours passed your bed time
5 yr old: You’re ruining my heart
Mom: Uh …. sniff
You’re ruining my heart
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Mom: go to bed, it’s two hours passed your bed time
5 yr old: You’re ruining my heart
Mom: Uh …. sniff
– a mystery
“The smoke from my cigar added to the murkeyness of the room. I’m Nicholous White a private eye. My latest case was a baffling one. it all began when a dame walked through my ofice door. she was frantic as most dames are.
I’m pretty sad today. I heard ZZ Top broke up after all these years of being together. I heard they got into a fight, and it got really hairy.
4yr old girl: When I eat too many eggs, it makes my butt ‘splode.
Had a thought, if you don’t know what a dictionary is, where do you go to look it up?
“I know a guy who didn’t know what a dictionary was, but he didn’t know where to look it up.”