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Is there a song about spilling coffee in the center console of the car on the way to work? And the lid to coffee cup was open, cause you figured you be drinking it, but that’s not how you normally do it. And as you accelerated onto the main road, you sped up to catch up with the flow of traffic. And splash.

And your phone was down there, but that’s not normally where you put your phone in the car. It’s supposed to go in the slot under the radio, stupid.

So you just wait 30 minutes, cause the liquid is contained in the recess below the parking brake handle where you put all the coins. So you wait, knowing there’s a pool of coffee swimming with nickels, pennies and quarters down below.

Balsamic or raspberry balsamic vinaigrette is good sprinkled on. Or just plain butter, salt and pepper. Add onion and garlic to sauté with the greens. There are different recipes, like boiling them, especially if they are larger leaves, and then seasoning after draining.

– Mom