Author: mark

Happy birthday Mom. No doubts where we all get our awesome hair.

me: what are you doing? (To the 4yr old) Boy: stirring them together Me: the honey and the peanut butter? Boy: yep Me: but it’s already in the cracker. Why are you doing that? Boy: cause that’s what mom does. And it’s easier to eat. And it makes it so sweet.  Me: Oh

Potatoes Cut potatoes into pieces with eyes. Keep in cool dark place. Plant between Valentine’s Day and St. Patrick’s Day. Dig 6 inch hole and cover.

The pudl of slime Poetry by Ian I wint walking by a pudl of slime I said umm and I jumped in the pudl of slime. So now bind down and pull me out of the pudl of slime. But be careful dont fall in!

Notes about hhvm Admin Server /etc/hhvm/server.ini hhvm.admin_server.port = {{port}} hhvm.admin_server.password = {{secret}} location ~ ^/some-path-trigger { rewrite ^/some-path-trigger/(.*) /$1 break; fastcgi_pass 127.0.0.1:{{port}}; } Using from command line curl ‘http://localhost/hhvm/help?auth=secret’ More to come