Happy birthday Mom. No doubts where we all get our awesome hair.

me: what are you doing? (To the 4yr old)

Boy: stirring them together

Me: the honey and the peanut butter?

Boy: yep

Me: but it’s already in the cracker. Why are you doing that?

Boy: cause that’s what mom does. And it’s easier to eat. And it makes it so sweet. 

Me: Oh

Potatoes
Cut potatoes into pieces with eyes. Keep in cool dark place. Plant between Valentine’s Day and St. Patrick’s Day. Dig 6 inch hole and cover.

The pudl of slime
Poetry by Ian

I wint walking by a pudl of slime
I said umm and I jumped in the pudl of slime.
So now bind down and pull me out of the pudl of slime.
But be careful dont fall in!

Notes about hhvm

Admin Server
/etc/hhvm/server.ini

hhvm.admin_server.port = {{port}}
hhvm.admin_server.password = {{secret}}

location ~ ^/some-path-trigger {
rewrite ^/some-path-trigger/(.*) /$1 break;
fastcgi_pass 127.0.0.1:{{port}};
}

Using from command line
curl ‘http://localhost/hhvm/help?auth=secret’

More to come