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that’s not a parking spot
The scene: Pulling into grocery store. mom: Look, that car is parked in the ‘not a parking spot’ at the end of the aisle, on the white lines. son: Mom, they have one of those blue hanging tags in their window with the wheelchair on it. mom: Yes, that means they can park in the…
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Typing is slow
I heard myself say today, “This slowing is typing me down.”
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i wish i was a fish
Son: Daddy, I wish I was a fish. Dad: Why? Son: That way I wouldn’t have to wash my hands all the time before I eat. Dad: Oh, what about washing your food? Son: I wouldn’t have to wash that either.
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baseball cards from attic
made enough room in the closet at mom’s and put all the baseball cards (I think I got all of them) from the attic in there. fun to look through some of the boxes and remember going to sam’s to buy boxes of cards, getting home to open all the packets, putting the gum in…
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Where is that darn light switch?
There it is.