Mark Kelnar

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    Dirt

    September 30, 2020 LOOK OUT This is the best story in the world because it is all true well most . This is the dirt blocks life story. The dirt block is the most overlooked block in minecraft but this is the excellent story of the block that might change the lives of all soil.…

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    The jig is up

    Sept 30, 2020 I sat there watching the butterfly flutter by and the sun cast a shadow on the ground. The sun was hot. The wind slightly blew out of the south. My hat was fastened on my head but was still loose enough that it would fly off when running fast. Mom was in…

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    You’re ruining my heart

    Mom: go to bed, it’s two hours passed your bed time 5 yr old: You’re ruining my heart Mom: Uh …. sniff

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    nicholous white

    – a mystery “The smoke from my cigar added to the murkeyness of the room. I’m Nicholous White a private eye. My latest case was a baffling one. it all began when a dame walked through my ofice door. she was frantic as most dames are.

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    ZZ Top

    I’m pretty sad today. I heard ZZ Top broke up after all these years of being together. I heard they got into a fight, and it got really hairy.