4yr old girl: When I eat too many eggs, it makes my butt ‘splode.

Had a thought, if you don’t know what a dictionary is, where do you go to look it up? “I know a guy who didn’t know what a dictionary was, but he didn’t know where to look it up.”

3 yr old: Last day is my birthday. Me: What is last day? 3 yr old: Last day was my birthday. Me: Oh, ‘last day’ is any day before today. Got it. Like yesterday. Last week, last month. How brilliant, last day means last day. Me: What do you call tomorrow? 3 yr old: (silence…

Doc Brown from Back To The Future has bad aim. It has taken me over 30 years to figure it out, but I woke up this morning with my own vision. Maybe because I have kids now and this is an ongoing battle in my house. My question to Doctor Emmitt Brown is, if not…

Watching my son play with some Batman and Robin legos. Me: That’s cool, Batman and Robin are finally together. Are they brothers or friends or do they just work together? 7yr old: They work together. Me: What makes them so special? 7yr old: They are super heroes. Me: What makes Luke Skywalker so special? Is…