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Last Day
3 yr old: Last day is my birthday. Me: What is last day? 3 yr old: Last day was my birthday. Me: Oh, ‘last day’ is any day before today. Got it. Like yesterday. Last week, last month. How brilliant, last day means last day. Me: What do you call tomorrow? 3 yr old: (silence…
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Doc Brown has bad aim
Doc Brown from Back To The Future has bad aim. It has taken me over 30 years to figure it out, but I woke up this morning with my own vision. Maybe because I have kids now and this is an ongoing battle in my house. My question to Doctor Emmitt Brown is, if not…
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Super hero
Watching my son play with some Batman and Robin legos. Me: That’s cool, Batman and Robin are finally together. Are they brothers or friends or do they just work together? 7yr old: They work together. Me: What makes them so special? 7yr old: They are super heroes. Me: What makes Luke Skywalker so special? Is…
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It’s a corn-a-do
While driving the highway and passing an area of lots of corn fields. Dad: Boys, look at that little tornado of corn husks spinning in that field. 10 yr old: Oh that’s crazy. Cool. 7 yr old: That’s not a tornado. It’s a cornado. Everyone: HAHAHAHA! 7 yr old: You know, cause it’s made of…
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You can’t see heaven
6 yr old: Daddy, did you know you can’t see Heaven? Dad: Uh, no. Tell me more. 6 yr old: Well, you can’t see it from here because it’s so far up. Dad: Can you explain more? What do you mean you can’t see it? Where is it? 6 yr old: It’s really high. And…