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  • i’m making a spy

    Me: What are you doing there? Charis – I’m making a spy. Me: Oh. Of course.

  • that’s not a parking spot

    The scene: Pulling into grocery store. mom: Look, that car is parked in the ‘not a parking spot’ at the end of the aisle, on the white lines. son: Mom, they have one of those blue hanging tags in their window with the wheelchair on it. mom: Yes, that means they can park in the…

  • Typing is slow

    I heard myself say today, “This slowing is typing me down.”

  • i wish i was a fish

    Son: Daddy, I wish I was a fish. Dad: Why? Son: That way I wouldn’t have to wash my hands all the time before I eat. Dad: Oh, what about washing your food? Son: I wouldn’t have to wash that either.