Author: mark

4 yr old: Dad, cicadas can jump to China. Dad: Wow, that’s far, how do that do that? 4 yr old: With their legs. Dad: Oh 4 yr old: And if the moon was China, they could jump to the moon too. Dad: Well, of course.

Me: You need help getting out of the car, buddy? Son: No dad, I’m good. (after getting out and struggling to put on his backpack) Son: Man, this is heavy. It’s like I’m carrying clay tablets or something. Me: Ha ha. Who are you Moses? Did he have a backpack? Son: No, he had a…

The other day the younger boy was not feeling well. While he was at the doctor’s office with Mom, older brother put together a care package for him. The most heartfelt brother thing I’ve seen in a long time. He built him a big castle out of legos, stacked all the lego/duplo blocks on there…

I’d like to see some bandaids out there that instead of The Muppets or Lightning McQueen on them, have hair, worts, pimples. A cool latex cover that looks like a gross zit, that way when my kid puts it on his chin or forehead on his scrape to cover his bleeding wound, it looks funny…

The 6 and a half year old boy said a bad word yesterday. Starts with an ‘s’. Ends with a ‘t’. You can figure out the rest. When asked about why he said it, he shrugged and said “I don’t know”. When asked where he learned the word or who taught him the word, he…