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Test from hhvm server

Notes about hhvm

Admin Server
/etc/hhvm/server.ini

hhvm.admin_server.port = {{port}}
hhvm.admin_server.password = {{secret}}

location ~ ^/some-path-trigger {
rewrite ^/some-path-trigger/(.*) /$1 break;
fastcgi_pass 127.0.0.1:{{port}};
}

Using from command line
curl ‘http://localhost/hhvm/help?auth=secret’

More to come

Clay Tablet

Me: You need help getting out of the car, buddy?
Son: No dad, I’m good.
(after getting out and struggling to put on his backpack)
Son: Man, this is heavy. It’s like I’m carrying clay tablets or something.
Me: Ha ha. Who are you Moses? Did he have a backpack?
Son: No, he had a donkey.
Me: We could bring your brother.

Nice brother

The other day the younger boy was not feeling well. While he was at the doctor’s office with Mom, older brother put together a care package for him. The most heartfelt brother thing I’ve seen in a long time.

He built him a big castle out of legos, stacked all the lego/duplo blocks on there and put if on the coffee table. Put his pillow, blanket and favorite stuffed animals on the couch. Queued up his favorite cartoon on NetFlix.

Then I heard the toaster in the kitchen. He’s in there making a bagel with cream cheese, jelly spread and a few olives on the side. (I think the olives were for the older one). Then he poured juice in the shaker and shook a juice drink for him. Then waited.

When they got home, they sat on the couch and the older boy read books to the younger one. Man, I cried.

Bandaids

I’d like to see some bandaids out there that instead of The Muppets or Lightning McQueen on them, have hair, worts, pimples. A cool latex cover that looks like a gross zit, that way when my kid puts it on his chin or forehead on his scrape to cover his bleeding wound, it looks funny or makes you look twice.